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The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring the entire Nelson family, Ozzie, Harriet,

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David, and Ricky.

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Here is Ozzie, who plays the part of Ozzie Nelson.

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And of course his lovely wife Harriet, as Harriet Nelson.

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The older of the Nelson boys, David, appears as David Nelson.

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And his younger brother, the irrepressible Ricky, played by Ricky Nelson.

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What happened to you?

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We had kind of a rough scrimmage today.

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Oh, hi, Pa.

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Oh, hi, son.

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You look kind of beat up there.

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I feel like it, too.

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That's a shame.

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Oh, before I forget it, would you and Mom like to chaperone a dance Saturday night?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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What dance is that?

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Over at the school gymnasium.

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We hope it'll be a victory celebration.

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Oh, that sounds like fun.

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I'm sure we'd love to go.

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Did you hurt your leg there?

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Yeah.

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You know Tubby Jackson?

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He came tearing around left end.

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He's awful big, and he's fast, too.

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And you tackled him?

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Yeah, after he dragged me about five yards.

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Well, that's okay.

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Gee, that's fine.

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The only thing, though, he didn't have a ball.

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What difference does that make?

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Well, Harriet, you're supposed to tackle a man with a ball.

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Well, after all, they're only high school boys.

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That doesn't make any difference.

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The rules are the same.

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I thought you were playing quarterback on defense.

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I was yesterday, but the coach has been shifting me around.

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Wherever he needs a guy to get clobbered, that's me.

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Boy, what happened to you?

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Did you have a fight with one of your girlfriends?

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I'd laugh at that, except I think one of my ribs is broken.

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Why don't you lie down till dinner's ready?

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I don't think there's a lie down almost found on my whole body.

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Would you rub my shoulder a little?

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Oh, I think this is pretty silly, getting all beat up like this for nothing.

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Oh, it isn't for nothing.

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It teaches me teamwork, sportsmanship, and builds character.

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At least that's what the coach said.

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I think you ought to wait till next year.

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Well, when you're out for football, you gotta expect to get knocked around a little.

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Coach said that, too.

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What were you doing, son, backing up the line?

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Well, some of the time.

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Most of the time I was carrying the ball.

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Oh, gee, that sounds swell.

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Guys on the first team sure tackle hard.

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Well, they probably put in a lot of time practicing on the tackling dummy.

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Well, they broke that the first day.

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Oh, really?

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What have they been using?

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Me.

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That doesn't seem fair, using you for a tackling dummy all the time.

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Why don't they use one of the other boys once in a while?

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Yeah, how come, son?

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I don't know. I guess I'm the only guy out there that's the same size as a dummy.

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Well, look at it this way. There's a lot you can learn from being tackled.

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One thing, you learn how to fall just right.

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Well, I know how to fall fine right now.

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I always end up on the ground.

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My idea is not to be tackled.

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That's easier said than done.

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A couple of those big 200-pounders coming at you.

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First guy hits you high, the second guy hits you low.

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You mean they did that every time?

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Oh, no, ma'am. Sometimes the second guy hits you high and the first guy hits you low.

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That doesn't seem fair at all.

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Well, sure it is, ma'am. That way he gets bruised all over.

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Look, Rick, why don't you go upstairs and take a nice hot bath?

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I think that'll make you feel better.

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I will if David will carry me up there.

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Would you like me to put you in the tub and wash behind your ears, too?

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No, I'll just scrub my back.

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Hello?

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Yes, he is. Just a second.

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I hear somebody wants to talk to the tackling dummy.

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I hope I can lift my arm.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Herb.

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Oh, sure. Pick me up on the way to school tomorrow and I'll give him to you.

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Okay. So long.

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In case anybody's interested, that was Herb.

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What did he want?

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He wanted to borrow my drums. He's going out for the school band.

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Well, that's what you ought to do. Join the band.

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Save some wear and tear on that slim, delicate body of yours.

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Let's keep my slim, delicate body out of this.

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The thing in the band, David, he can play football next year when he gets a little more weight on him.

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Well, sure. That's what I meant.

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Rick, I was out for the band my freshman year in high school and it was a lot of fun.

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Not everybody can be in the band, you know.

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I know. Only the guys that own instruments.

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I think the band is almost as important as the team.

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They play all those fight songs and add a lot of color to the game.

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Why don't you go out for the band instead of getting knocked around like this?

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Well, I'll think about it.

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Oh, you and Mom won't forget about chaperoning the dance Saturday night, will you?

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What dance is that?

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Don't you remember? That's what started this whole thing.

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I came limping in and you said, what's the matter?

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And I said, will you and Mom be chaperones at the dance Saturday night?

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You said, oh, sure.

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Oh, oh, oh, sure.

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Oh, sure.

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Oh, sure.

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Where's Rick? Do you know Dave?

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I think he's in bed.

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He said he was going upstairs to take another bath and then turn in early.

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Oh.

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I guess this football is a little rougher than he thought it was going to be.

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I think I'll go up and see if he's asleep yet.

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Hi, son, turned in early, huh?

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Yes, sir.

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Well, that's a good idea.

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If you're going to play football, you've got to get plenty of sleep.

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Hey, Pop, I've been thinking over what you and Mom said about joining the band.

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I think it might be a good idea.

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Oh?

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Well, of course it isn't as much fun as playing football.

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What would you rather have me do?

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Oh, well, that's entirely up to you, son.

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There's a lot of nice guys in the band.

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Oh, sure.

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Of course, there are a lot of nice guys playing football, too.

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You don't have to decide tonight.

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Why don't you sleep on it and make up your mind tomorrow morning, eh?

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Okay.

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I'm trying to get to sleep right now.

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And remember, you decide any way you want to.

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The decision is entirely up to you.

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You understand that, don't you, son?

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Rick?

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I've got to run. I'll be late for class.

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So long, Pop.

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So long, Dave.

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Bye, Mom.

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Bye, dear.

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And you better leave for school pretty soon, too, Rick.

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Oh, no, ma'am. I have plenty of time.

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Herbie's going to pick me up in his car.

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Well, that's right. You're lending him your drums today, aren't you?

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Yes, sir. They're outside in the yard.

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Oh, that's Herb now.

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What's he driving, an ice cream truck?

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Fine.

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What's the matter? Your back still hurt, son?

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Yes, sir. I hurt all over.

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There were a few places I didn't know I had.

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Well, bye, Mom.

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Goodbye, dear. Take it easy.

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Come on, Rick. Hurry up.

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Oh, hi, Herb.

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Hi, Tom.

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Hi.

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Here are the drums.

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Gee, thanks, but swell.

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Hiya, Rick.

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Oh, hi, Sally.

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It's real nice of you to lend Herb with your drums.

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Herbie?

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Herbie.

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Oh, well, he needs them to practice with.

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You ought to see his uniform. It's really terrific.

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Aren't you going to be using your drums?

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I'm too busy practicing football.

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Oh, that.

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It's well set of drums, Rick.

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Thanks.

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Be careful how you load them in the car.

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You haven't forgotten you're taking me to the dance hall tonight.

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Gee, I hope I can make it.

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What do you mean?

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I'm so stiff and sore I can hardly walk.

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Ricky, Nelson, that's the same excuse you gave me last week.

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Well, I can't help it.

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You won't take me to the dance Herbie, will you?

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Won't you, Herbie?

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I sure will.

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You don't get all banged up when you're playing in the band.

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Hey, where am I going to sit?

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Up on the back.

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A big, strong football player like you ought to be able to walk to school.

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Oh, hi.

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Hi there.

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I thought you were going to get home early.

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No, I stopped off at the football field to watch the practice for a while.

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Oh, did you bring Rick home with you?

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No, I don't think he knew I was there.

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I think a kid gets kind of embarrassed if he thinks his father's watching the practice.

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He didn't get hurt anymore, did he?

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No, I don't think so.

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He got knocked down a couple of times, but he managed to get up each time.

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He's got some pretty big eyes on that first team.

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I wish he'd forget about football, at least until next year.

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Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.

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He's kind of light, but he's plenty tough.

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Well, if you want my opinion, I think he's out there just to please you.

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Oh, don't be silly.

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He knows it's entirely up to him.

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Kid just happens to like football, that's all.

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Well, here's the All-American quarterback now.

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Oh, hi, Pop.

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Hiya, son.

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How are you feeling?

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I'm just about able to walk.

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Well, you look worse today than you did yesterday.

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I feel worse, too.

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Well, I was down watching the practice for a while.

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You're really doing okay.

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Oh, thanks, Pop.

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How come you brought your football shoes home?

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You going to shine them up?

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No, sir, I brought them home to put in the closet.

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Well, I don't get it.

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I quit the team.

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I'm going out to the band.

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The band?

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You're kidding.

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No, sir.

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Can I have $30 deposit for a band uniform?

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He's not kidding.

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But, Rick, I thought you liked football.

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I do, and I'm going to help spur the team on by playing in the band.

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Then maybe next year, when I get a little heavier, I'll go out for football again.

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Well, I think that's a real sensible idea.

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I hope you don't mind, Pop.

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Oh, no, no.

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It's entirely up to you, son, whatever you want to do.

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Well, I guess I'll go out and take my last hot bath of the season.

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How about that?

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Well, don't look so disappointed.

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Oh, I'm not disappointed exactly.

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I am surprised.

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You said yourself it was up to Ricky to make the decision.

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Oh, I know, but why didn't he decide the way I wanted him?

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That is a different way.

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Oh, I was just going to call you.

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Do you think this dress will be all right to chaperone the dance in?

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Oh, yeah, it looks very nice.

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You didn't like it the last time I wore it.

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Well, sure I did.

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No, you said if I wore it, somebody would have to chaperone me.

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Oh, no, no.

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I was just kidding.

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It's real nice.

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What have you got there?

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Oh, this is my old football scrapbook from college.

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Harriet, have I shown this to Ricky recently?

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Yes, last Tuesday night at dinner.

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Oh, what makes you so sure?

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Well, there's tomato soup on it, and we had that Tuesday night.

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Has somebody been taking clippings out of this?

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It seems to me there used to be more.

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No, they're all there.

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Brown intercepts pass to win for Rutgers.

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Young scores three times as Rutgers wins.

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Nelson fumbles away game.

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I meant to tell you about that.

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That's not me, you know.

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That's another Nelson, a fellow they used to call Butterfingers Nelson.

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Harriet, do you think I ought to let this lay around someplace casually

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where Ricky could sort of accidentally find it?

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Now, Ozzie, Ricky made his decision, and I think you ought to let him alone.

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Well, I know.

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I'm surprised at you.

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You're the one who always says let the boys live their own lives.

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Well, yes, but frankly, I'm a little disappointed in Ricky giving up the football team

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and joining the band.

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How do I look?

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Wow, boy.

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Not bad, huh?

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Oh, you look very good.

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Look at those shoulders.

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Well, that's not me.

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I'm wearing my football shoulder pads underneath.

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I want to make the changeover kind of gradual.

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Excuse me, ma.

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What's that?

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Uh, doorman, would you mind bringing my car around front, please?

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Oh, hi, Dave.

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Pretty nice uniform, huh?

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Are you sure you're going to enjoy being in the band, son?

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Oh, I'm sure he will.

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Well, I'll see you.

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Wait a minute.

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You mean you're going outside dressed like that?

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Yeah, I'm going to do some marching.

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Why don't you come out and watch me, Pop?

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Oh, no thanks, son.

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Well, sure, you can give me some pointers.

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Sure, you used to help him with his football practice.

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You could probably teach him a lot about marching.

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He used to be in the band.

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Yeah, come on, Pop.

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Well, okay.

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Maybe I can show you how to duck a slide trombone.

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Oh, it's all right.

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I'll pick it up, Butterfingers.

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Come on, Pop.

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Well, no, you must...

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Harry, I...

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To the rear, hut!

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To the rear, hut!

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Rick, I thought I said halt there.

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There's not enough rhythm to your drumming, Rick.

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Gee, Pop, this thing's awful heavy.

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Anyway, it's hard to march without any music.

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Hey, maybe this will help.

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Oh, for goodness sakes, where'd you get that?

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I haven't played this in years.

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I'd help if I could play trombone.

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I think the only thing I remember is Moonlight on the Ganges.

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It's good for night games in India.

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No, it's no good, Harry.

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This just isn't going to work.

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Why not?

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You were doing beautifully.

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What was that, Moonlight on the Quinkers?

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You can laugh if you want.

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I think I drew blood on three fingers.

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I never realized I had so many hangnails.

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Hey, Rick, I got an idea.

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Why don't you go upstairs and get your record player?

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Yeah, that's a good idea.

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Of course, we'll have to take that door down to get you through.

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Oh, I know.

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Here, take these.

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They're out of the huddle now.

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They're in the feet formation.

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Johnson takes the ball from center, hands off to Riley.

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There he goes.

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There's a good hole there.

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He's in the end of about three yards.

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The referee's having a little trouble

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untangling that pile of orange.

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It's a shame they don't show the game on television.

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After all, it's only a baseball game.

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Four yards to go.

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They're lining up at a single wing this time.

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The ball is snapped to O'Malley.

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He's speeding back to pass.

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There's a man in the clear.

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He's got it.

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Over the top.

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Another touchdown.

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Oh, look at the hickies.

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Oh, wait, that isn't the rickies.

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I don't hear them.

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Don't you hear that big bass drum?

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Hey, that's Ricky.

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Oh, he's really been doing just beautiful.

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You pretty near ready?

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Mm-hmm, just about.

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I kind of think they expect the chaperones

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to get there a little early.

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Just a few more minutes.

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Boy, that sure was a good game today, wasn't it?

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Sure was.

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What was the final score again?

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Uh, Ricky's team scored 14 drumbeats.

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Uh, 14 points, and the other team scored 7.

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Boy, the band sure sounded great at halftime.

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Must have marched up and down the field a dozen times.

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Oh, there you are. They're looking all over for you, Rick.

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Oh, hi, Pop.

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Uh, where's Sally?

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I don't know. I guess she's out there dancing with Herbie.

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What, you mean you haven't danced at all?

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To be honest with you, Mom, I can't move.

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My back is sore from carrying that big bass drum.

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My stomach is sore where it was rubbing up against me.

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And I can't raise my arms.

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My feet are killing me from all that marching up and down the field.

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Oh, I think you ought to dance at least once.

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You'll have to speak a little louder, Mom.

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I keep hearing drums in my ear.

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Boy, you're in worse shape than when you were out for football.

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Here's some punch, Ricky.

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Oh, thank you, my dear.

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Oh, poor boy.

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Oh, uh, Diane, this is my mother and father.

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They're chaperoning the game.

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Oh, hi, Diane.

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Hello, Diane.

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Oh, you must be very proud of Ricky.

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I didn't see the game today, but he was telling me how well he played.

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Imagine going up and down the field a dozen times.

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Can I get you anything else, Ricky?

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Maybe a pillow.

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I'll be right back.

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Will you pardon me a minute?

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We girls have to take care of our football players.

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Football players?

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What kind of a story you've been handing this girl, Rick?

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Not a story, dear, lying.

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I didn't give her any lying, just a misunderstanding.

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She asked me if I played today, and I said yes, I did play.

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She didn't ask me what.

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I see.

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And I happened to mention that I went up and down the field a couple of times,

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and I guess she assumed I was carrying the ball.

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Oh.

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Well, do you think that was quite fair?

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Oh, sure, Pop, especially since I spoke to the coach

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and I'm going to be back on the team Monday.

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Oh, gee, that's great, son.

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I'm glad to hear it.

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I don't care how hard they tackle me or how many times I hit the ground

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or if they walk on me or step on me.

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Well, what about the band?

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Let's face it, Mom, I'm just not rugged enough for that.

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Here you are, halfback.

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Oh, thank you, my dear.

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Well, like father, like son.

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I'll get it.

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Butters fingers.

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Well, like father, like son.

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Ozzie.

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Ozzie, come on, dear, it's late.

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Aren't you coming to bed?

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Oh.

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Well, I thought I'd sit up and wait for Rick.

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Don't you think it's about time he got home?

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Oh, Ricky came home about an hour ago.

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Oh.

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Are you sure?

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Sure, I helped him crawl upstairs to bed.

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Still kind of knocked out from all that marching, huh?

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I guess that bass drum is pretty heavy to lug around if you're not used to it.

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You know, it's strange, though.

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I don't recall getting as stiff and sore as that when I was a kid.

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I guess maybe the kids of today are a little softer, huh?

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Well, after all, when you're not used to doing something, you're bound to feel it.

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Well, yes, but it's also a question of muscle tone.

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See, we used to do more walking and get more exercise.

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I don't know, I don't think the kids of today have the muscles.

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Well, let's go to bed, dear.

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Ahem.

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Uh, Harriet, would you give me a hand up off the couch here, please?

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You're the fellow who's supposed to have all the muscles.

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Oh, yeah, but don't forget I dance practically every dance tonight.

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Oh, yeah.

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I do, too.

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I do, too.

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